April 2012
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I'm not gonna lie, Esther. Everytime you like or...
lahdeedahxd liked your photo
Steps to not being such a fucking loser
Log off
Log out
my tiny penis doesn't mean i have a tiny heart
fukkkres:
crippledbypizza:
fukkkres:
i guess if a girl tried to talk to ur penis
they’d have 2 use tiny chat
she uploaded the photo with tinypic and embedded with tinyurl
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aye Flockaville, you got glasses but why can’t you a see a nigga tryna be into you?
see me when you ready to
develop
onequarterofarevolution:
Flockaville tryna get pregnant
I volunteer as tribute
This job is stressing me the fuck out, man.
I hate kids.
I hate people.
Who the fuck comes out to the beachfront in 30 degree weather to see an outdoor theater
and then
complains about how cold it is and how long the wait is.
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March 2012
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futurepress:
July 15th, 2015
Breaking News!
President Santorum plans to select two teens from each state, one gay and one lesbian between the ages of 12 and 18, to be placed in an arena to fight to the death in a televised spectacle.
“The lone victor of this fight will serve as a reminder to other gay Americans of the kindness we exuberant to them each day in letting them live. “
said...
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
Walt is the self appointed hall monitor of "black...
This white women is staring at my boner. I’m trying to hide it. I just woke up from a nap. Its not my fault. Bitch is staring me in the eyes and all lat.
Cmon ma. Stop
You got kids
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